Friday, December 18, 2009

ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM EATING CHOCOLATE



Some people are "semi-sweet";  others are just plain nutty.
Don't cry over spilled milk - unless of course, it's chocolate milk.
There is a fine line between vice and addiction.
Blind dates are like chocolate - they're usually chunky and they quickly disappear.
When life presents you a rocky road, just eat your way out of it.
Money can't buy you love - but it can buy you chocolate. (24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year).
Keep your fingers off other people's bon-bons.
Mother-in-laws are like chocolate syrup: a little goes a long way.
Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it's chocolate that steals the show.
An ounce of truffles is worth a pound of anything.
Milk chocolate - for all it's worth.
You never really know a person 'til you've shared a box of chocolates with them.
A kiss is just a kiss but a chocolate kiss is bliss.
True love will remain long after the chocolates have gone - provided there's another box.
The best things in life are not fat-free.
Nothing is worth getting sick over - except, of course chocolate.
When  all else fails, fudge it.
And remember ... if life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite out of everything.

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